graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

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What’s Your Number? Bloopers

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bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

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liviatsang:

i’m laughing so hard at this picture

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chris

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tenr0se:

gallifrey-feels:

sowhatelseisblu:

thesixtysevenchevyimpala:

bokunostriders:

adriofthedead:

don-billingsley:

comealongcastellan:

Do you ever just want to punch an entire fandom in the face?

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5sos bodyguards probably

  • bodyguard: calum put your pants back on
  • bodyguard: no ashton we don't have time for you to say hi to everyone
  • bodyguard: michael stop swearing you'll provoke someone
  • bodyguard: caLUm put your pants back on you will literally get arrested if you don't jesUs
  • bodyguard: this is not a legitimate place to get tattoos
  • bodyguard: nO GETTING TATTOOS IN A SHADY PLACE IS NOT PUNK ROCK
  • bodyguard: u know what's punk rock
  • bodyguard: BEHAVING URSELF THAT'S PRETTY PUNK ROCK
  • bodyguard: stop! talking! to strangers! ashton!
  • bodyguard: where the fuCK is luke
  • bodyguard: mICHael did you fuckgn sell luke for a ps4
  • bodyguard: i can't believe u fucking sold luke for a ps4
  • bodyguard: calum you will liteRALLy get deported for having your ass out in this country
  • bodyguard: luke i am not responsible for what fans do if you roll down your window when we get in the car
  • bodyguard: did he just
  • bodyguard: he fucking rolled down the window jesus christ
  • bodyguard: WHO THE FUCK GAVE ASHTON SCISSORS AGAIN

tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

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omnicat:

verysharpteeth:

charlottec21:

The first thing Bucky did when he got his new arm was to throttle one of the HYDRA scientist who gave him the arm

For some reason that makes me smile amidst all the angst because I’m proud of Bucky. They were actually treating him fairly well here because they were fixing him and while he might arguably have been feeling like a trapped animal, it doesn’t seem like it. He takes too long considering what they did for me to think he’s not lucid. So yeah, get it Buck. Because they did their WORST to Bucky and he still was ornery enough to DO something like that. “Thanks for the metal arm that I DIDN’T WANT. I HOPE YOU’VE GOT GOOD INSURANCE, MOTHERFUCKER, BECAUSE THIS BAD BOY IS WORKING PERFECTLY ON CRUSHING YOUR DAMN HYDRA LARYNX.”

Oh, Bucky (for whatever given value of “Bucky”) is definitely lucid here. Look at the way Stranglyman leans in and gestures while Bucky makes a fist - they’re explaining his new arm to him. “And as you can see — ARGARBLECHOKE”

ATTABOY, BUCK

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